The "Not Raising Hogs" business
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The 'I Hate Barney' Song
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The 'Off' Switch
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'Twas the Newt Before Christmas
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101 Things NOT TO SAY During Sex
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The 12 days of technology before Christmas
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30 Signs That Technology Has Taken Over Your Life
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45 Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Women
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46 Things that Never Happen in Star Trek
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50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
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50 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate
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56 Ways to get rid of a blind date
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The absolute worst things to say to a police officer
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The AC new hire song
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Actual Church Bulletins
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Actual excuse notes from parents
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Actual Headlines
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Ads translated into other languages
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Airline Terminology
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Al Gore to Fly on Shuttle
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Alchohol at work
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Algebraic Socioeconomics
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All I need to know about life I learned from Star Trek
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Allegedly Genuine Extracts from Letters Sent to Landlord
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An amazing quiz
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The Amazing Windows 4.0
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American sex laws currently on the books
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Amusing irrelevent facts
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Ancient indian wisdom
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Answers to 5 of the toughest questions women ask
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Answers to why the chicken crossed the road
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Apollo Mission Software
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Application for Kentucky citizenship
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Archaeologist decyphers symbols
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Ascii Macarena
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Assorted Star Trek jokes
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Astrological signs for the workplace
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AT&T: Getting even with telemarketing
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Avoid Foul Language! - enrich your diction with these tips
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Babies leave hospital with correct parents
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Babylon 5 Meets Star Trek: The Next Generation
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Bad kitty
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Bad-ass kangaroos
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Barney = Satan?
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Bart's Blackboard Quotations
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The Battle of the Bobbit Hillbillies
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Being an evil overload
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Best Fruit Cake Recipe Ever
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The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles
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Better evolution through beer
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Big Balls
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BIG Lies
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Bill Gates = the Devil???
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Bill Gates to Take Control of Java
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The Bill of No Rights
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A boneheaded way to promote public transit
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Book review of 'The Cat in the Hat'
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Books Stan Geisel (Cat in the Hat) Never Wrote
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Borg vs Windows
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Brand name condoms
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Bread a health hazard?
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Breaking Sesame Street News!
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Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge (BOOK) Device
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Business slogans translated into other languages
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C Code Run
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Caramel apple costume
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Cartoon Laws of Physics
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Charge numbers for miscellaneous unproductive time
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Christmas folklore
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Christmas Party Ratings
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Cigarette condom
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The Clinton Body Count
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Clinton deploys vowels to Bosnia
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Clinton's testimony, as told by Dr Suess
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Clintonisms
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A cog in the corporate machine
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College Essay Answer
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The College Food Chain
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Compilation of every "warning" email
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Computer source code for DNA
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Confusius's sayings on sex
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Consultant's dilemma
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Consultant-ease
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Consulting joke
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Consumer Reports Report on Girlfriends
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Corporate Boat Race
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Corporate cliches
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A couple of blonde jokes
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Cow metaphors for government
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A Cowboy's Guide To Life
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Critical look at Schubert's Unfinished Symphony
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Cyberdisorders
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Dan Quayle Quotes
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Dear Bank Manager, ...
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Dear Santa, Slap Martha
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Delay of the First Atomic Bomb Test (true story)
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Dictionary of Useful Research Phrases
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The Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex
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The difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman
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The differences between engineers, scientists, and mathematicians
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The differences between love, lust, and marriage
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Differences between men and women
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Diversity Training Class
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Do-it-yourself country & Western Song Kit
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Doe Ray Me Drink
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Doughboy Dead at 71
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Downsizing English
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Dr. Seuss' lesser-known books
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Drinking troubleshooting guide
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Drunk driving on the Information Highway
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Drunk priest on a pulpit
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Dysfunctional Christmas carols
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Edgar Allen Poe meets the IBM Clone - soon to be a major motion picture.
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Election Form for the contestants of the 1996 Indian General Elections
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Elvis compared to Jesus
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Email RE: Office xmas party
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The Empire Strikes Back reveiw
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Emptying eighteen bottles of whiskey
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Engineers Explained
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An engineers solution
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England's response to the Declaration of Independenc
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English 44A - Creative writing
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Etch-A-Sketch Tech Support
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Ethics test from hell
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Events Nominated for Olympic Snowboarding
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Evil Overlord's minions guide
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Exercise for the nonathletic
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Experts Warn of Threat From 100GB Bug
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Exploding pet rat
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FAA stories
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The fairer sex?
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Faith
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Fart Jokes
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Fast food application
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FBI agents at a psychiatric hospital
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Felix the flying frog: A management parable
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Figgy pudding
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Fire at the soabox derby
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The Flight Instructor
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Forbidden license plates
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Forest growth outbreak
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Fragile mystic
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French religion
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A frustrated tax payer writes the IRS
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Funny signs
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Gates' mail to Linux developer
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Geek speak
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Genesis: In the beginning the Project Manager...
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Getting even with the cabbie
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Getting even with the IRS
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Gifts for men
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Girl's Guide to Geek Guys
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Girlfriend 1.0
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Git yer haggis here!
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Glossary for research papers
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God vs. The Government
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God's battle with a computer
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God's Total Quality Management Questionnaire
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Golf buddies
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Goodbye luncheon memo
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The GOODTIMES virus mutates
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Grandpa in 2060
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Guide to safe fax
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H.A.L. isn't IBM compatible
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Haiku error messages
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Hand over the money
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Happy Fun Ball
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Hard of Hearing
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Home economics, or Politics make strange bedfellows
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Homeless woman goes public
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Honk If You Love Jesus
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Horror Movie Character's Survival Guide
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House to Downsize Solar System
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How different professions would hunt elephants
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How Military Specs Live Forever
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How NOT to dispose of a whale
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How Software Companies Die -by Orson Scott Card
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How the Gingrinch Stole Christmas
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How the Gingrinch Stole Congress
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How the Grinch stole our vision of perfect objects
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How the rich stay rich
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How to argue effectively
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How to cope with job stress
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How to Hire a Programmer
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How To Install Software
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How to interpret software development status
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How to kill a snake
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How to Make $75 Grand
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How to ride the train for free
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How to Simulate US Navy Shipboard in your life
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How to start your own Silicon Valley firm
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Huns, nuns, and baseball
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The husband's snails
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Hyper-Cerebral Electrosis
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I Came Upon a Roadkill Deer
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I did it for you all
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I'd give anything
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If airlines sold paint
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If architects had to work like computer systems designers
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If car maker names were really acronyms
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If computer companies made toasters
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If HAL had a Pentium chip
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If Microsoft was headquartered in Georgia
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If Operating Systems were Airlines
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In the beginning was the Plan
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In-flight announcements
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The Indian and The Ventriloquist
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Insider trading
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Instant-win airbag
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Intelligence test
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Is there a santa clause: a mathematical proof
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Java haiku
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Jay Leno: Erie Similarities Between Abraham Lincoln and Bob Packwood
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Job hunting language
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John Glenn secret
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Just won the lottery
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Justice Department to Break Up Bill Gates
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The KGB has its uses
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Knitting In Church
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Last 10 things any man/woman would ever say
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Last Person without Windows 95
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Law Violators So Dumb it's Criminal
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Laws of Love
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Leap Year Internet Shutdown
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Lesser known elements on the periodic table
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Lessons for corporate life
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Lessons learned from children
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Letter from college student to her parents
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Letter from the Bill Clinton Statue Committee
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A letter of recommendation
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Letter to 'Rich Bastards' at a bank
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Letters From Husband & Wife
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Life in prison vs. a full time job - A comparison
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Life in the 1500's
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Longest time on hold?
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The lucky frog
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Mail scam alert
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The Mailman's Last Day
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The major angsts of software testing
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Management Review of Writing Style
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Management speak
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Management styles
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Managerium: The heaviest element known to science
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Mars Air Force Denies Stories of UFO Crash
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Martha Stewart's 1997 Calendar
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Mathematician jokes
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Matsushita English
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McDonnell Douglas military aircraft registration form
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Measuring height with a barometer
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Men & Women
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Men in action
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Men's Guide to Women's Language
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Merger mania
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Michael Jordan's Salary
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Microsoft (MSFT) Announces New CD_ROM Software to Aid Consumers In Suing Itself
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Microsoft = "The Matrix"?
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Microsoft acquires "Higher Source"
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Microsoft bathroom graffiti
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Microsoft buys 1995
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Microsoft Releases 'Joe-Bob'(tm)
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Microsoft Tests Nuclear Device At Secret Hanford Facility
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Microsoft trademarks the name 'Bob'
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Microsoft's 12 steps to burnout prevention and recovery
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Millennium Pie
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Mink coat
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Mission to Mars
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Modern-day cherry tree
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Mommy & Uncle Frank
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Mouse balls
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The Movie Cliches List
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Mr. Gay's problems on USAir
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Murphey's Laws of Combat
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Murphy's Laws for Frequent Flyers
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My keyboard
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The national address President Clinton should have given
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The Navy's Organizational Structure
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Nerdity Test
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The new 'smart' home
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Newest risk to computer programmers
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Nicknames and euphemisms for breasts
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The Night Before Impeachmas
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Nightmares on Main Street
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Nine types of boyfriends and girlfriends
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Normisms (from 'Cheers')
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Not a morning person
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Not So Common C Declarations
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Notice notice
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Objects in Mir
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Obscene Night Before Christmas
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Ode to Spam
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An office prayer
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Oh God, I'm An Ocean Buoy
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The OJ Trial, as told by Dr Seuss
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OJ's internet address
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The old man from Minsk
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One hell of a headache
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One smart lawyer
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Opposite Sex Seminars
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The original virus
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Palindromes
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Parody of $10,000 pyramid
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A particularly bad way to die
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Pentium bug jokes
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The Perfect Couple
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The perfect day according to He and She
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Pesky bugs
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Phantom Menace Script (abridged)
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Pickup Lines
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A plan for the improvement of English spelling
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Politically correct genders
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Politically Correct Guide to the NFL
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Politically Correct Night Before Christmas
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Politically Correct UNIX commands
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Poorly Translated Slogans
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Poorly worded classified ads
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Post-merger names
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Prank on eBay
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Pre-relationship agreement
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Problems with a bank teller
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Problems with Bob Dole's name in the foreign press
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Product warnings for black holes
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Proper care of floppies
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Proxy fathers
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Pseudo-deep Thoughts
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The Psychiatric Emergencies Hotline
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Psychic humor
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Psychologically embarassing
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Public assistance letters
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Quack science theories or inventions
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Questions about the English language
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Questions asked by tourists
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Quick thinking electrical engineer
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The quirks of English
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Quotes on Computers
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Radio station pranks
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Radio station prank
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Realistic owners manual
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Reasons why Star Wars characters would kick butt in the Start Trek universe
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Recently discovered computer viruses
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Recommendations for People with Dubious Qualifications
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Recruiting letter and response
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Reflections on college
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Reflections on Programming
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Regulations for hunting attorneys
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Rejection Lines Given By Men & Women (and what they actually mean...)
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Republican PBS
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Resume bloopers
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Resume for God
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Retire Aged Personnel Early (RAPE) program
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Rita Rudner's 50 facts about men
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The Rules For 'Bedroom Golf'
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Rules for 1950's wifes
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Rules for being successful in software development
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Rules for Women (According to Men)
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Rules for Work
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Rules of the lab
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Rules that guys wish women new
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Rules To Be A Man
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Santa Claus is coming to Unix
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Schedule for the new Fall 1999 TV season
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Scoring points
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Screwing
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Second opinion
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Sentient meat
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Seven Annoying Film Conventions
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The Seven Dwarfs and a Nun
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Sex Nuts Posting on an Open Wire
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Sexually suggestive Star Wars
|
Shoot yourself in the foot with computer operating systems
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Shoot yourself in the foot with various programming languages
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Signs as Seen in Foreign Countries
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Signs you've had too much of the 90's
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Similarities between Rush L. & Barney
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Similarities between Santa Claus and system administrators
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Similarities between the Enterprise 1701-D and the Love Boat
|
Snappy comeback
|
The Software Schism
|
Some amazing anagrams
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Some interesting year-end statistics from "Computerworld" magazine
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Some Relationship Definitions
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Some thoughts on the Western calendar
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Some Unusual Questions For Internet World Attendees
|
Sonnet for Nothing
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Source code for 'Hello World'?
|
Special High Intensity Training
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Spin-doctoring the Ariane 5 launch
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Spot the typo
|
Spring courses at Our Lady of Great Misery
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The Star Fleet Programmer's Style Guide
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Star Trek Insurrection: Hype Sinks
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Star Trek meets Hitchikers Guide
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Star Trek: The Next Generation Drinking Game
|
Sticky piano key
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StoneAge 'Ken' doll?
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Stories from a travel agent
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Story about Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
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The Story About Ping
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Story of an induhvidual
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Stress relief method
|
Student science bloopers
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Stupid local laws
|
Stupid people
|
Stupid signs
|
Style invitational
|
Subliminal barney
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Suicide, Accident or Homicide?
|
Supermodel quotes
|
Survival of the fittest M&Ms
|
Swearing at the Computer
|
System problem report
|
Taking up a collection for OJ
|
Team leadership
|
Telecom job
|
Telecom Merger Mania
|
The Ten Commandments of Java
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There's a fly in my Guinness
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The Thing King
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Things my mother taught me
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Things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving, but aren't
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Things to say if caught sleeping at work
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Things you learn about computers in the movies
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Things you'd love to say at work, but can't!
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Those Dallas Cowboys
|
Throwing Their Brains Out the Window
|
The Toddler Diet
|
Top 10 Bumperstickers on the Enterprise
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Top 10 Favorite Activities of Captain Jean-Luc Picard
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Top 10 Lines You'll Never Hear on 'Star Trek: The Next Generation'
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Top 10 reasons computers are male, compilers are female
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The Top 10 Reasons Trick-or-Treating is Better than Sex
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Top 10 Signs the New Mir Computer is Running Windows 95
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Top 10 similarities between baby Gates and her father's products
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Top 10 Subtle Differences Between Grad School and Hell
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Top 10 things you'll never hear a man/woman say
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The Top 14 ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars.
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Top 162 condom slogans
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Top 20 Children's Books Not Recommended By the National Library Assoc.
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Top 20 Engineers' Terminologies
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Top 20 Surprise Plot Twists on 'Star Trek: The Next Generation'
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Top 20 Uses for Data's Detached Head
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Top 25 Reasons Why Picard is Better than Kirk
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Top 9 Fun Things to do Aboard the Enterprise
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Top One Hundred Reasons Why Captain Kirk is Better Than Captain Picard
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Top5 Bugs in Windows 2000
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Tough exam with answers
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Tough Product Disclaimer
|
Training courses for men
|
Trapped in the Net: A poem
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The trees
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True life support calls
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The truth about cats and dogs
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Trying to avoid the tree
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Twas the Night before Star Trek...
|
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
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Twelve Letters of Christmas (version 1)
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Twelve Letters of Christmas (version 2)
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Two Digits for a Date
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Two Good Halloween Costumes
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Understanding engineers
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Undocumented Windows Errors
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A United Airlines passenger
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Unix and C Language Hoax
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A unix poem
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Unix shell tricks
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Unusual employment interviews
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The Upside of Y2K
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Vax vs IBM
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Very short books
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Visitors' questions at national parks
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The VooDoo Dick
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Warm beer
|
Watch your English
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Ways bicycles are better than women
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Ways chocolate is better than sex
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Ways to scare people in the computer room/lab
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Weird Soccor Story
|
What cultural generation are you?
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What Developers say vs what they mean
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What If Dr. Seuss Did Technical Writing?
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What if Kansas was a theory?
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What if the GM help phone line were like a computer help phone line?
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What is a Cat/Dog?
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What not to name your dog
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What REALLY happened on Scooby Doo
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What's the command?
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When Hell freezes over
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When men were boys and boys were stupid
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When you think you're having a bad day, remember this poor guy
|
Who Created Chaos
|
Who is God?
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Why ask why?
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Why Email Is Like a Penis
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Why God never received tenure at any university
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Why it's great to be a guy
|
William Safire's Rules for Writers
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Win 95 Book of Revelations
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Winners of a worst analogies contest
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A Womans guide to Men's language
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The World According to Student Bloopers
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World Telephone Cultures
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The X-Mas Files
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Xerox brand lie detector
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Y Zero K problem
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Y-to-K
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Y2K Readiness
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Year 2000 Memo Announcement
|
Yo momma jokes
|
You Are Rich, Brother William
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You know you're a manager when...
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You know you've been a consultant for too long when...
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You may be an engineer....
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You might be a redneck Jedi if...
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You might be an Engineer if...
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You might be considered a red-neck if...
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You might be from Seattle if you...
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