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A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning
for a particularly slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have
been waiting for 15 minutes!"
The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen
such ineptitude!"
The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let's
have a word with him."
[dramatic pause]
"Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us?
They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greenskeeper
replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters.
They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last
year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
The group was silent for a moment.
The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a
special prayer for them tonight."
The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my
opthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do
for them."
The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"
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