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Style invitational

The Washington Post's "Style Invitational" asked readers to take any word
from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one
letter, and supply a new definition.  Here are recent winners: 

Reintarnation
  Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 

Foreploy
  Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining 
  sex. 

Giraffiti
  Vandalism spray-painted very, very high . . . . 

Tatyr
  A lecherous Mr. Potato Head. 

Sarchasm
  The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who 
  doesn't get it. 

Inoculatte
  To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 

Hipatitis
  Terminal coolness. 

Osteopornosis
  A degenerate disease.

Burglesque
  A poorly planned break-in. (See: Watergate) 

Karmageddon
  It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, 
  right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious 
  bummer. 

Glibido
  All talk and no action. 

Dopeler effect
  The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you 
  rapidly. 

Intaxication
  Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you 
  realize it was your money to start with.

Bozone
  The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from
  penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of
  breaking down in the near future.

Cashtration
  The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially
  impotent for an indefinite period.

Dopeler effect
  The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you
  rapidly.

Arachnoleptic fit
  The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked
  through a spider web.

Beelzebug
  Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in
  the morning and cannot be cast out.

Caterpallor
  The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're
  eating.

Ignoranus
  A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
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