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Letter from the Bill Clinton Staue Committee
Dear Friend:
We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee for raising five
million dollars for placing a statue Bill Clinton in the Hall of Fame in
Washington, D.C.
This committee was in a quandry as to where to place the statue.  It was not
wise to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie,
or beside Jesse Jackson, who never told the truth, since Bill Clinton could
never tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest
Democrat of all.  He left not knowing where he was going, and did not know
where he was.  He returned not knowing where he had been, and did ti all on
borrowed money.
Over 5,000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your
shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised
Land".  Nearly 5,000 years later, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit
on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land".
Now, Bill Clinton is going to steal your shovels, kick your asses, raise the
price of Camels, and mortgage the Promised Land.  If you are one of the
fortunate people who has anything left after paying taxes, we expect a
generous contribution to this worthwhile project.
P.S.    It is said that Bill Clinton is considering changing the Democratic
 Party emblem from a donkey to a condom, because it stands for
inflation, protects a bunch of pricks, halts production, and gives a    false
sense of security while being screwed.
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