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Top Ten Reasons Why the Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt in the
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Star Trek Universe
10) In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on
"stun".
9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit
and a crew of twenty just to go into warp-- the Millenium Falcon
does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.
8) After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader,
Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable-- after extended
Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.
7) Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his
action.
6) Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he
encounters.
5) One word: lightsabers.
4) The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named
Slave I.
3) The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.
2) Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
And the number one reason why the Star Wars Characters Would Kick
Butt in the Star Trek Universe:
1) Picard pilots the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at
one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.
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