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A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy costume
party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his
leg...so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain the problem.
A few days later he receives a parcel with a note. "Dear Sir, please find
enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald
head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate."
The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his
wooden leg and so he writes a rude letter of complaint.
A week passes and he receives another parcel and a note, which says "Dear
Sir, sorry about before, please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe
will cover your wooden leg, and with your bald head you will really look
the part."
Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasizing his
wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head. He writes the company a REALLY
rude letter of complaint.
The next day he receives a small parcel and a note which reads "Dear Sir,
please find enclosed a bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald
head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple!"
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