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Sonnet for Nothing
 
Sung to the tune of "Money for Nothing" By Dire Straits:
 

(...I want my ATM...) 
(...I want my ATM...) 
(...I want my ATM...) 
 
Now look at them techs that's the way you do it
You put your packets on the ATM
If that ain't workin' TAXI's the way to do it
Sonnet for nothin' and switches for free 
Ah now its working and we UDP it 
Lemme tell ya them hubs ain't dumb
Maybe get a BOOTP on your token ring 
Maybe get a ICMP on your lan 

We gotta install microwave links 
Custom router deliveries 
We gotta bridge these AARPs 
We gotta learn this spanning tree 

See the engineer with the Sparc and the NeXTstep 
Yeah buddy that's his own pair
That engineer got his own fibre cable 
That engineer he's on the air 
 
We gotta install mircowave links 
Custom router deliveries 
We gotta bridge these AARPs 
We gotta bridge this spanning tree 
 
I shoulda learned to network a Commodore 
I shoulda learned to play that Pong
Linux that PC, it's stickin collisions in the cable 
Man we watch those servers run 
Now here's an odd frame, what's that? Mail bouncing?
Bangin' on the net like a crazed newbie 
If that ain't workin' TAXI's the way to do it 
Get your sonnet for nothin' get your switch for free 

We gotta install microwave links
Custom router deliveries 
We gotta bridge these AARPs
We gotta bridge this spanning tree, FORIL 
 
If that ain't workin' TAXI's the way to do it 
You put your packets on the ATM 
Ah now its working and we TCP it 
Sonnet for nothin' and your switches for free 
Sonnet for nothin' and switches for free.
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