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I Came Upon a Roadkill Deer
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(sung to the tune of "It Came Upon a Midnight Clear")
I came upon a roadkill deer
a sorrowful sight to behold
he lay upon the highway's edge
his body was stiff and cold.
I bet he never saw the car
careening through the snow.
The lights shone brightly in his eyes
and then they laid him low.
I came upon a roadkill deer
and lifted him off the road.
We'll all enjoy a Christmas feast
of Bambi sloppy joes.
Be careful of the gravel bits
they really get stuck in you teeth.
We'll place the antlers from his head
upon out holiday wreath
I came upon a roadkill deer
a sorrowful sight to behold.
He gave his all to bring good cheer
as Thumper mistletoe.
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