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Allegedly Genuine Extracts from Letters Sent to Landlord

I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he
put his foot in the hole in his back passage.

The lavatory is blocked, this is caused by the boys next door
throwing their balls on the roof.

This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man
next door.

The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand?

I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the
wall.

I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.

Can you please tell me when our repairs are going to be done as my
wife is about to become an expectant mother.

I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt
my knob off.

I am still having trouble with smoke in my built in drawers.

The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is
cleared.

The person next door has a large erection in his back garden, which
is unsightly and dangerous.

Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk.  Yesterday
my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.

Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like
a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it.

Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny color
and not fit to drink.

Would you please send a man to repair my downspout. I am an old age
pensioner and need it straight away.

I awoke this morning and found my water boiling.

Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap.  My wife got her
toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us.

I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning
at 5:30 his cock wakes me up, and it is getting too much.

When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife's new
drawers and made a mess.  Please send men with clean tools to finish
the job and keep my wife happy.
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