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Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. The were
getting frustrated, though, because the two women who were playing right
in front of them were quite slow, and were holding up the mens' game.
"Don't they know they are supposed to let us play through?" asked the
first man. The other man shook his head. "I'm going to go ask them if we
can play through," said the first man, emphatically, "Enough is enough."
He started walking over toward the women, but as he got close, he suddenly
turned around and came back, white as a ghost. "Oh God," he said to his
friend, "this is awful. You're going to have to ask those women if we can
play through. You see, one of them is my wife, and the other is my
mistress." The other man shrugged, and said "No sweat." He walked over
toward the women, and just as he was getting close, turned around and came
running back to his pal. His eyes wide open, he said, "Small world!"
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