netjeff.com Humor collection You might be a redneck Jedi if...

you ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."..

your Jedi robe is camouflage..

you have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm
Strawberry Hill..

at least one wing of your X-Wing's is primer colored..

you have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder..

you can easily describe the taste of an Ewok (like chicken?)..

you have ever had an X-Wing up on blocks in your yard..

you think the worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the doggone
skeeters..

wookies are offended by your B.O..

you have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't
have to wait for a commercial..

you have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing and/or bowling..

your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the Dark
Side...it'll be a hoot."..

you have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy
to get the barbecue grill to light..

you have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder..

you think Han Solo would look better in a flannel cause he looks like a
little sissy in that vest..

you ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts..

you have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in
through the window..

you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to
treat his women..

you ever fell in love with your sister, no wait, that's true either way..

you have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire as "them
damn Yankees." (also applies to mets and orioles fans)..

you have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca..

you suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck..

you were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks during the
cantina scene..

in your opinion, that Darth Vader fellow "jes' ain't right.".

netjeff.com Humor collection You might be a redneck Jedi if...