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Y-to-K

Subject: Y-to-K Project Status
Date:    Feb 14, 1999

Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget.
We have gone through every line of code in every program in every
system. We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including
backups and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the
change.  

We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" date change
mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all
data to reflect your new standards:  Januark, Februark, March, April,
Mak, June, Julk, August, September, October, November, December as
well as:  Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak Thursdak, Fridak,
Saturdak.  

I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of this
Y to K problem has made any sense to me. But I understand it is a
global problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible.  And
what does the year 2000 have to do with it?  Speaking of which, what
do you think we ought to do next year when the two digit year rolls
over from 99 to 00?  We'll await your direction.

Thanks,
MIS Y-to-K Project Manager
Categories for this item: Computers, Y2K

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