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Post-merger names

In the wake of the Exxon/Mobile deal and the AOL/Netscape deal, here
are the latest mergers we can expect to see in the coming months:

Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W.R. Grace
companies will merge to become - Hale, Mary, Fuller Grace

Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler Crackers will merge to
become - Polly-Warner-Cracker 

3M and Goodyear will merge to become - MMMGood 

John Deere and Abitibi-Price will merge to become - Deere Abi 

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
merge to become - Zip Audi Do Da 

Honeywell, Imasco and Home Oil will merge to become - Honey Im Home 

Knott's Berry farm and the National Organization of Women will merge
to become - Knott NOW 

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