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Things to say if caught sleeping at work
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10) They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
9) This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that
time-management course you sent me to.
8) Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got
here just in time.
7) I wasn't sleeping, I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new paradigm.
6) I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
5) I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
work-related stress. Are you discriminating toward people who
practice Yoga?"
4) Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to
our biggest problem.
3) The coffee machine is broken.
2) Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot.
1) ... and in Jesus' name. Amen.
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