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1. You sat at the same desk for 3 years and worked for 3 different
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2. Your company welcome sign is attached with Velcro strips
3. Your resume is on a diskette in your back pocket
4. The company logo on your badge is applied with stick-um (how
about a Post-It note?)
5. You have to call home to check the weather
6. Someone asks you what you do for a living and you lie
7. You get excited about a 3% raise
8. You learn about your layoff on (the) Nightly Business Report
9. Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best
jokes
10. Microsoft has put out Word 7.0 and you're working on Word 2.1
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