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The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I
saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on
the back bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I did. What an
uplifting experience followed. I was stopped at the light at a busy
intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord, and didn't notice
that the light had changed. That bumper sticker really worked! I found
lots of people who love Jesus. Why, the guy behind me started to honk
like crazy. He must REALLY love the lord because pretty soon, he
leaned out his window and yelled, "Jesus Christ!!" as loud as he
could. It was like a football game with him shouting, "GO JESUS
CHRIST,GO!!!" Everyone else started honking, too, so I leaned out my
window and waved and smiled to all of those loving people. There must
have been a guy from Florida back there because I could hear him
yelling something about a sunny beach, and saw him waving in a funny
way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.
I asked my two kids what that meant. They kind of squirmed,
looked at each other, giggled and told me that it was the Hawaiian
good luck sign. So, I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck
sign back. Several cars behind, a very nice black man stepped out of
his car and yelled something. I couldn't hear him very well, but it
sounded like, "Mother trucker," or "Mother's from there." Maybe he
was from Florida, too. He must really love the lord. A couple of the
people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of
their cars and were walking toward me.
I bet they wanted to pray, but just then I noticed that the light had
changed, and stepped on the gas. And a good thing I did, because I was
the only driver to get across the intersection. I looked back at them
standing there. I leaned way out the window, gave them a big smile and
held up the Hawaiian good luck sign, as I drove away. Praise the Lord
for such wonderful folks.
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