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If any of you guys out there have ever thought you have balls, forget about
it. This is a true story that just happened at a wedding at Clemson. A
buddy of mine from my baseball team knows a guy that was at the wedding.
This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the
reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the
crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank
the bride's and groom's families for coming. To thank everyone for coming
and bring gifts and everything, he said hewanted to give everyone a gift
from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair was a manila envelope.
He said that was his gift to everyone, and told them to open it.
Inside the manilla envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex
with the bride. (He must have gotten suspicious of the two of them and
hired a private dectective to trail them.) After he stood there and
watched people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best
man and said Fuck You, he turned to the bride and said Fuck You, and then
said I'm out of here.
He got the marriage annulled the next day. While most of us would have
broken it off immediately after we found out about the affair, this guy goes
through with in anyway. His revenge: making the bride's parents pay for a
300 guest wedding and reception, letting everyone know exactly what did
happen, and trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of
friends, family, grandparents, etc.
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