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Note: The Dallas Cowboys are an American football team. During
the late 1990's, team members had frequent encounters with law
enforcement and the judicial system.
What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?........A huddle.
Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?......The police.
Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field
anymore?...It is a parole violation for him to associate
with known felons.
Doctors say because of Michael Irvin's broken clavicle,
it will be 6-8 weeks before he can video a team mate having sex.
I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael
Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they
want a coke machine.
The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas
Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because
the cowboys play better on "grass".
The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System",
Yes your Honor, No your Honor.
The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests,
5 convictions.
The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so
they hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran
How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring
training? Studying the Miranda Rights.
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