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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were
driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding
road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in
distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There
stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting
to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the
perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their
vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the
toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the
perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one
of them survived the accident.
Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really
existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no
Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
***** Women stop reading here. *****
***** This is the end of the joke. *****
***** Men keep scrolling. *****
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the
perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why
there was a car accident.
By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, you
have illustrated another important point: women never
listen either.
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