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Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet 
became quite thick and hard.  He also was quite a spiritual person.  
Even when he was not on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and 
became quite thin and frail.  Due to this diet, he wound up with very 
bad breath.  Therefore, he came to be known as a . . .

Super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.

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