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Palindromes

Date:    Tue, 3 Jan 1995 12:10:46 CST
From:    "Sara B. Grimes" (VMSARAG(at)VETMED.VETMED.MISSOURI.EDU)
Subject: The definitive Palindrome listing
 
A dog, a plan, a canal: pagoda.
 
Rats live on no evil star.
 
Straw, no, too stupid a fad, I put soot on warts.
 
I roamed under it as a tired, nude Maori.
 
Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo,
Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida,
Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina,
Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl,
Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden,
Noel, and Ellen sinned.
 
A man, a plan, a canal; Panama?
 
Doc note, I dissent.  A fast never prevents a fatness.  I diet on cod.
 
PALINDROMIC POEM:
 
Mood's mode!
Pallas, I won!
(Diaper pane, sold entire.)
Melt till ever sere, hide it.
Drown a more vile note;
(Tar of rennet.)
Ah, trowel, baton, eras ago.
The reward? A "nisi." Two nag.
 
Otary tastes putrid, yam was green.
Odes up and on; stare we.
Rats nod. Nap used one-erg saw.
(May dirt upset satyr?)
 
A toga now; 'tis in a drawer, eh?
Togas are notable.
(Worth a tenner for Ate`.)
Tone liver. O Man, word-tied I.
 
Here's revel!
Little merit, Ned? Lose, Nap?
Repaid now is all apedom's doom.
 
 
Tarzan raised a Desi Arnaz rat.
 
Able was I, ere I saw Elba!
 
If I had a hi-fi
  
Rise to vote sir
 
Madam I'm Adam
 
A Toyota! Race fast, safe car. A Toyota
 
You can cage a swallow can't you but you can't swallow a cage can you?
 
Madam in Eden, I'm Adam.
 
Sit on a potato pan, Otis.
 
Top step's pup's pet spot.
 
A fine snore, rare Ronsen IFA.
  
Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas.
 
Cigar?  Toss it in a can, it is so tragic.
 
Unremarkable was I ere I saw Elba Kramer, nu?
 
Oh, no!  Don Ho!
 
Bonk! One Mac. Newton sees not wen came (no knob).
 
Lisa Bonet ate no basil.
 
Toni Tennille fell in net.  I, not!
 
Vanna, wanna V?
 
Man, Oprah's sharp on A.M.
 
Damn!  I, Agassi, miss again!  Mad!
 
(... Yawn.)  Madonna Fan?  No damn way!
 
E. Borgnine drags Dad's gardening robe.
 
Neil A. sees alien!
 
The almanac can am laeth
 
I'm runnin'! - Nurmi
 
Is Don Adams mad? (A nod.) Si!
 
No, Mel Gibson is a casino's big lemon.
 
Alan Alda stops racecar, spots ad: "Lana-L.A."
 
Bush saw Sununu swash sub.
 
Cain: A maniac!
 
Depardieu, go razz a rogue I draped.
 
Ed, I saw Harpo Marx ram Oprah W. aside.
 
I, Rasputin, knit up Sari.
 
Let O'Hara gain an inn in a niagara hotel.
 
Noriega can idle, held in a cage...Iron!
 
O, geronimo, no minor ego!
 
Plan no damn Madonna LP.
 
Red lost case, Ma.  Jesse James acts older.
 
Sis, ask Costner to not rent socks "As Is"!
 
So, G. Rivera's tots are virgos.
 
T. Eliot nixes sex in toilet!
 
To Idi Amin: I'm a idiot!
A dog!  A panic in a pagoda!
 
A slut nixes sex in Tulsa.
 
A tin mug for a jar of gum, Nita.
 
Ah, Satan sees Natasha.
 
Al lets Della call Ed Stella.
 
amaryllis sillyrama
 
Animal loots foliated detail of stool lamina.
 
Bird rib.
 
Bombard a drab mob.
 
But sad Eva saved a stub.
 
Camus sees sumac.
 
Cigar?  Toss it in a can, it is so tragic.
 
Daedalus: nine, Peninsula: dead.
 
Dairy myriad.
 
Deirdre wets altar of St. Simons - no mists, for at last ewer dried.
 
Denim axes examined.
 
Dennis and Edna sinned.
 
Dior droid.
 
Drat Sadat, a dastard!
 
Drat Saddam, a mad dastard!
 
Draw, o coward!
 
Egad! No bondage!
 
Egad, an adage!
 
emu fat sap pasta fume
 
Enid and Edna dine:
      Eda Nomel's lemonade
      Bel Paese a pleb
      Parkay yak rap
      Feeble el beef
      Roti de pup editor
      Eel, urbane hen a brulee
      Self-furnace Pecan ruffles
 
Eros?  Sidney, my end is sore.
 
Evil olive.
 
Flee to me, remote elf.
 
Flesh!  Saw I Mimi wash self!
 
Gert, I saw Ron avoid a radio-van - or was it Reg?
 
Gnu dung.
 
Go hang a salami!  I'm a lasagna hog!
 
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
 
God, a slap!  Paris, sir, appals a dog.
 
Goldenrod-adorned log
 
Golf?  No sir, prefer prison-flog.
 
Gustav Klimt milk vats - ug!
 
I maim Miami.
 
I roamed under it as a tired, nude Maori.
 
I, zani Nazi.
 
Jar a tonga, nag not a raj.
 
Kay, a red nude, peeped under a yak.
 
Kayak salad - Alaska yak.
 
Lager, Sir, is regal.
 
Laminated E.T. animal.
 
Lay a wallaby baby ball away, Al.
 
Lepers repel.
 
"M" lab menial slain: embalm.
 
Ma is a nun, as I am.
 
Man, Eve let an irate tar in at eleven a.m.
 
May a moody baby doom a yam?
 
Mayhem, eh Yam?
 
"Miry rim!  So many daffodils," Delia wailed, "slid off a dynamo's miry rim!"
 
Must sell at tallest sum.
 
Naomi, did I moan?
 
Ned, go gag Ogden.
 
Never odd or even.
 
No lemons, no melon.
 
Nog eroded Oregon.
 
Nosegay ages on.
 
Now Ned, I am a maiden nun: Ned, I am a maiden won.
 
O.E.D. or rodeo?
 
Pa's a sap.
 
Paganini: Din in A Gap.
 
Party boobytrap.
 
Poor Dan is in a droop.
 
Red Nevada vendor.
 
Reflog a golfer
 
Reno loner
 
"Reviled did I live," said I, "as evil I did deliver."
 
Rise, take lame female Kate, sir.
 
Rococo "R".
 
Rot-corpse Sumatran art amuses proctor.
 
Senile Felines
 
Sex at noon taxes.
 
Sex-aware era waxes.
 
Sh, Tom sees moths.
 
Sir, I soon saw Bob was no Osiris.
 
Sis, Sargasso Moss a grass is.
 
Sit on a potato pan, Otis.
 
Sniff'um muffins.
 
So, Ida, adios!
 
Solo gigolos.
 
Sore eye, Eros?
 
Sore was I ere I saw Eros.
 
Stab nail at ill Italian bats.
 
Star comedy by Democrats.
 
Stella won no wallets
 
Step on no pets!
 
Stop!  Murder us not, tonsured rumpots!
 
Strategem: megatarts.
 
straw warts
 
T. Eliot, top bard, notes putrid tang emanating, is sad.  "I'd assign it a
     name: gant dirt upset on drab pot toilet
 
Tarzan raised Desi Arnaz' rat.
 
Tense, I snap Sharon roses, or Norah's pansies net.
 
Too bad, I hid a boot.
 
Trafalgar rag: La Fart
 
Tuna nut
 
U.F.O. tofu.
 
Viva le te de Tel Aviv
 
Was raw tap ale not a reviver at one lap at Warsaw?
 
We seven, Eve, sew.
 
Yawn a more Roman way.
 
Yell upset a cider: predicates pulley.
 
Yo!  Bottoms up, U.S. Motto, boy!
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