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Jay Leno: Erie Similarities Between Abraham Lincoln and Bob Packwood
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1) Lincoln's famous speech began, "Four score and seven years ago,"
Packwoods famous diary began, "I first scored seven years ago."
2) Lincoln held an audience spellbound on the floor of Congress. Packwood
held a secretary bound on the floor of his office."
3) Millions waited for Lincoln's funeral train, to view his body. Millions
ran from Packwood's office to avoid viewing his body.
4) Lincoln got military advice from Ulysses S. Grant. Packwood got romantic
advice from Hugh Grant.
5) Lincoln is on Mount Rushmore. Packwood wants to mount more.
6) Lincoln walked three miles through the snow to return a book. Packwood
crouched for three hours in a heating duct to watch women in the bathroom.
7) Lincoln was a master debater. Packwood was a -- well, never mind.
8) Lincoln had his face on a penny. Packwood had a secretary named Penny on
his face.
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