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Girlfriend 1.0
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus 1.0 
(marketing name: Fiancee 1.0). Recently he upgraded Fiancee 1.0 to
Wife 1.0 and it's a memory hogger, it has taken all his space; and
Wife 1.0 must be running before he can do anything. Although he did not 
ask for it, Wife 1.0 came with Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw and

Some features I'd like to see in the Upcoming GirlFriend 4.0...

- - A "Don't remind me again" button

- - Minimize button

- - Shutdown feature

- - An install shield feature so that Girlfriend 4.0 can be completely
    uninstalled if so desired (so you don't lose cache and other objects)

- - "Abort" button (O.K. that one's pretty bad - but had to say it)

- - A Remote control for the these features would be a nice upgrade.

I tried running GirlFriend 2.0 with GirlFriend 1.0 still installed, but 
they tried using the same i/o port and conflicted.  Then I tried to 
unistall GirlFriend 1.0 but it didn't have an uninstall program.  I 
tried to uninstall it by hand, but it put files in my system directory. 
Another problem with all versions of GirlFriend that I've used is that 
it is totally object oriented and only supports hardware with gold
plated contacts.

*****  BUG WARNING  ********

Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 
before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before 
doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install, 
claiming insufficient resources.

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