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Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy."  I call mine Sex.
 
Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me.  When I went to City Hall to renew
his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex.  He
said, "I'd like to have one, too."  Then I said, "But this is a dog!"  He said
 he didn't care what she looked like.  Then I said, "But you don't
understand.  I've had Sex since I was nine years old."  He said I must have
been quite a kid.
 
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me.  I told
the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room
for Sex.  He said every room in the place was for sex.  I said, "You don't
understand.  Sex keeps me awake at night!"  The clerk said, "Me too."
 
One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog
ran away.  Another contestant asked me why I was just stading there looking
around.  I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest.  He told me I
should have sold my own tickets.  "But you don't understand," I said, "I had
hoped to have Sex on TV."  He called me a show-off.
 
When my wife and I seaparted, we went to court to fight custody of the dog.
 I said, "Your honor, I had Sex before I was married."  The judge said, "Me
too."  Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me.  He said, "Me
too."
 
Last night Sex ran off again.  I spent hours looking around town for him.  A
cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4:00 in
the morning?"  I said, "I'm looking for Sex."
 
My case comes up Friday.

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