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A Womans guide to Men's language

(in a one-on-one situation)

Do you want to go to a movie?  I'd eventually like to have
sex with you.

Can I take you out to dinner?  I'd eventually like to have
sex with you.

Can I call you sometime?   I'd eventually like to have sex
with you.

May I have this dance?   I'd eventually like to have sex
with you.

Nice dress!   Nice cleavage. I'd like to have sex with you.

You look tense, let me give you a massage. I want to fondle
you, and then eventually I'd like to have sex with you.


(already trapped in a "relationship")

What's wrong?  I don't see why are you making such a big
deal out of this.

What's wrong?  What meaningless self-inflicted psychological
trauma are you going through now?

What's wrong?  Oh no!  Not again!

What's wrong?  WHAT IS IT NOW?

What's wrong?  Quit whining!

What's wrong?  Oh god of all creatures big and small, please
don't let it be a long one!

What's wrong?  I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

I'm bored. Do you want to have sex?

I love you. Let's have sex now.

Let's talk.  I am trying to impress you by showing that I am
a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.

Hello, FTD?  I'd like to send some flowers to my
girlfriend/wife...

This ought to secure sex with her tonight!

Will you marry me?   I want to make it illegal for you to
have sex with other guys.

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