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A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is
ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself:
"I'd give anything to sink this next putt."
 
A stranger walks up to him and whispers: "Would you give up
a fourth of your sex life?" The golfer thinks the man is
crazy and that his answer will be meaningless but also that
perhaps this is a good omen and will put him in the right
frame of mind to make the difficult putt and says, "OK."
And sinks the putt.
 
Two holes later he mumbles to himself: "Boy, if I could
only get an eagle on this hole."  The same stranger moves
to his side and says, "Would it be worth another fourth of
your sex life?"  The golfer shrugs and says, "Sure." And he
makes an eagle.
 
Down to the final hole. The golfer needs yet another eagle
to win.  Though he says nothing, the stranger moves to his
side and says, "Would you be willing to give up the rest of
your sex life  to win this match?"
 
The golfer says, "Certainly."  And makes the eagle.  As the
golfer walks to the club house, the stranger walks
alongside and says, "You know, I've really not been fair
with you because you don't know who I am.  I'm the devil,
and from now on you will have no sex life."
 
"Nice to meet you," says the golfer. "My name's Father
O'Malley."

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