netjeff.com Humor collection Top 20 Uses for Data's Detached Head

20.  Combination paperweight/stapler for Picard's desk

19.  The ball in Parisis' Squares

18.  Hood ornament for the shuttlecraft

17.  Replace Troi's broken Chia Pet

16.  Scare blind students in Braille Class (sorry, that's not very PC)

15.  Prop open doors for maintenance crew

14.  Lawn decoration in Arboreteum

13.  Footstool for Captain's chair

12.  Entertaining kids in day care puppet show

11.  Scare Alexander into doing his chores

10.  Send to doctor that killed the Crystalline Entity as a gag gift

9.  Decorative air filter in Picard's fish tank

8.  Send to Starfleet android research center so they can get "ahead" in
    research (oooo bad one)

7.  Trade to Ferengi for Star Trek hologram cards

6.  Two words: tether ball

5.  Keep Worf's coffee table from shaking

4.  Centerpiece in Ten Forward buffet

3.  Donate to Starfleet Academy to be the head of the class (remember, I  
    did not write these)

2.  Use as a nutcracker at Christmastime

1.  Prove to insurance company that he died so crew can collect on his  
    life insurance policy

netjeff.com Humor collection Top 20 Uses for Data's Detached Head