netjeff.com Humor collection 20 ways chocolate is better than sex

1. You can GET chocolate
2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. 
3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 
5. Yu can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 
6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother. 
7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty 
names.
9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10. You can have chocolate on top of your desk during work.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. 
12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13. With chocolate theres no need to fake it. 
14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15. You can have chocolate any time of the month. 
16. Good chocolate is easy to find.
17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate you can handle. 
18. You are never too young or old to have chocolate.
19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake. 
20. With chocolate size doesn't matter.

netjeff.com Humor collection 20 ways chocolate is better than sex