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Managerium: The heaviest element known to science
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The heaviest element known to science is managerium. The element has
no protons or electrons but has a nucleus composed of one neutron, two
vice-neutrons, five assistant vice-neutrons, 25 pro vice-neutrons and
125 assistant pro vice-neutrons all going round in circles. Managerium
has a half-life of three years at which time it does not decay but
institutes a series of reviews leading to reorganization. Its
molecules are held together by means of the exchange of tiny particles
known as morons.
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