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NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could
go, and he couldn't return to Earth. The first applicant, an engineer,
was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. "One million
dollars," he answered, "because I want to donate it to M.I.T." The next
applicant, a doctor, was asked the same question. He asked for two
million dollars. "I want to give a million to my family," he
explained, "and leave the other million for the advancement of medical
research." The last applicant was a lawyer. When asked how much money
he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer's ear, "Three million
dollars." "Why so much more than the others?" the interviewer asked.
The lawyer replied, "If you give me $3 million, I'll give you $1
million, I'll keep $1 million, and we'll send the engineer."
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