Ad: netjeff recommends
rShopping
app for Android, for your shopping list needs.
|
Taking up a collection for OJ
|
A man is on his way home from work one afternoon in LA and he's
stopped in traffic and thinks, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than
usual, we're not even moving."
He notices a police officer walking down the highway in between
the cars and he rolls down his window and says, "Excuse me officer,
what's the hold up?"
"O.J. just talked with his accountants and he's all depressed. He's
lying down in the middle of the highway and he's threatening to
douse himself in gasoline and light himself on fire. He just doesn't
have $8.5 million dollars for the Goldmans. I'm walking around
taking up a collection for him."
The man says, "Oh really, how much have you got so far?"
"So far....ten gallons."
Humor collection