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Guide to safe fax

Q: Do I have to be married to have safe fax?
A: Although married people fax quite often, there are many
   single people who fax complete strangers every day.

Q: My parents say they never had fax when they were young and
   were only allowed to write memos to each other until they
   were twenty-one.  How old do you think someone should be
   before they can fax?
A: Faxing can be performed at any age, once you learn the
   correct procedure.

Q: If I fax something to myself, will I go blind?
A: Certainly not, as far as we can see.

Q: There is a place on my street where you can go and pay to
   fax, is this legal?
A: Yes, many people have no other outlet for their fax drives
   and must pay a professional when their needs become to great.

Q: Should a cover always be used for faxing?
A: Unless you are really sure of the one you are faxing, a
   cover should always be used to insure safe fax.

Q: What happens when I incorrectly do the procedure and I fax
   prematurely?
A: Don't panic!  Many people prematurely fax when they haven't
   faxed in a long time.  Just start over, most people won't
   mind if you try again.
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