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Top 20 Surprise Plot Twists on 'Star Trek: The Next Generation'
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20) Worf signs his son Alexander up for ballet lessons
19) Data swears
18) Guinan removes her hat, revealing that she is a Saturday Night Live
style Conehead
17) Picard beams down
16) All of Geordi's lines are in words of two syllables or less, with no
pseudo-scientific doubletalk
15) Troi runs amok with a machete
14) Barclay is really the Captain; Picard is just an ensign, and all of
his "command" has been a holodeck simulation
13) No guest stars are relatives of Tasha Yar
12) Geordi gets a woman
11) Riker doesn't get a woman
10) Data states that he cannot use contractions after using one in the
previous scene, and the fabric of the universe, unable to withstand the
continuity error, is rent asunder
9) Picard wakes up muttering "there's no place like home"
8) Riker accepts command of another starship, the U.S.S. ZZ Top
7) Ten Forward is turned into a strip-joint, with its lead act being
Beverly Crusher as "The Dancing, Disrobing Doctor"
6) Tired of not being sure whether he is a lieutenant or a chief petty
officer, O'Brien beams the entire bridge crew into a black hole and
assumes the rank of Captain
5) Picard fires the phasers
4) "Prime Directive" is the word of the day, entire crew goes
"Aaaaahhhhh!!" at the top of their lungs whenever it is mentioned
3) Data's cat, Spot, is revealed as a Romulan spy
2) Wesley is affected the same as the rest of the crew, and a no-name
security guard saves the ship
1) Picard switches from Earl Grey to Nestea Instant Tea Mix; does "Nestea
Plunge" into swimming pool on holodeck
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