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A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on
the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He
thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit. 9
Iron" The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Ribbit. 9 Iron."
He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his
other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! he hits it 10 inches from
the cup. He is shocked.
He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog,
eh?" The frog reply's "Ribbit. Lucky frog." The man decides to take
the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man
asks. "Ribbit. 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in
one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.
By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his
life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?" The frog reply, "Ribbit.
Las Vegas." They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now
what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the
roulette table, the man asks," What do you think I should bet?" The
frog replies, "Ribbit. $3000, black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one
shot to win, but after the golf game, the man figures what
the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.
The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He
sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog
replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the
frog did for him he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a
gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that, your honor, is how the girl
ended up in my room."
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