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This is a genuine e-mail from the main receptionist for Sun
Microsystems at Corporate, and went out to all corporate
employees. Read it carefully.
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To: All
Corporate Employees
Subject: Copier!
Date: Thursday, July 24, 1997
12:48PM
PLEASE PLEASE please please please -- I am begging here--keep any
and all paper clips away from the copier! We have had two service
calls in the last few days removing paper clips, staples and a
binder clip from the innards of the copier.
PLEASE be really really really really careful around the copier.
Especially the document handler which seems to suck clits like a
vacuum cleaner.
Thanks for your help.
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