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Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
Clinton.The Dodge Draft will begin production in Canada this year.
When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied,
"I don't know. I never had one."
If you came across Bill Clinton struggling in a raging river and you had
a choice between rescuing him or getting a Pulitzer prize-winning
photograph, what shutter speed would you use?
Chelsea asked her dad, "Do all fairy tales begin with once upon a
time...?" Bill Clinton replied, "No. Some begin with 'After I'm
elected...'"
Clinton's mother prayed fervently that Bill would grow up and be president.
So far, half of her prayer has been answered.
The American Indians have nicknamed Bill Clinton as "Walking Eagle"
because he is so full of poop that he can't fly.
Isn't putting Bill Clinton in charge of a trust fund as insane as putting
in a draft-dodger as Commander in Chief?
Clinton only lacks three things to become one of America's finest
leaders: Integrity, vision, and wisdom.
Asked about his views on euthanasia, Clinton replied, "Youth in Asia are
just like kids everywhere else."
Clinton is doing the work of 3 men: Larry, Curly, and Moe.
Revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I Know it,
the whole truth, as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you
need to know."
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