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A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and
when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the
back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the 
herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole
keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as fast as the
slowest brain cells.  Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills
off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest
brain cells first.  In this way, regular consumption of beer
eliminates the weaker cells, constantly making the brain a faster and 
more efficient machine.

The result of this in-depth epidemiological study verifies and
validates the causal link between all-weekend parties and engineering
performance.  It also explains why, after a few short years of
leaving university and getting married, most engineers cannot keep up
with the performance of the new graduates.
Only those few that stick to the strict regimen of voracious alcoholic
consumption can maintain the intellectual levels that they achieved
during their university years.

So, this is a call to arms.  Get back into the bars! Quaff that pint!
Your company and country need you to be at your peak, and you
shouldn't deny yourself the career that you could have.
Be all that you can be.

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