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A State Trooper pulls over a swerving car on a lonely back road and
approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am," he says, "is there a reason
why you're weaving all over the road?"
The woman replies: "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost
had an accident. I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I
swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me.
I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, tapping the blonde's windshield, "that's
your air freshener."
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A ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a
small town. He's going through his usual run of dumb-blonde jokes, when a
big blonde woman, in the fourth row, stands on her chair and says, "I've
heard just about enough of your denigrating 'blonde jokes', smartass. What
makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person's
physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's
guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in
my community and from reaching my full
potential as a person -- because you and your kind continue to
perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women at large
-- and all in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize. The blonde cuts him
off, "You stay out of this, Mister. I'm talking to that little
sonofabitch on your knee!"
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