netjeff.com Humor collection Getting even with the cabbie

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble.
He  lost  the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter
and the  second half of his roundtrip ticket -- If he could just get
to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the
front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and
explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the
driver money from home, he offered him his credit  card numbers, his
drivers license number, his address, etc.  but to no  avail. The
cabbie said (adopt appropriate dialect), "If you don't have fifteen 
dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced
to hitch-hike  to the airport and was barely in time to catch his
flight.

One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to
regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he
won  big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front
of the  casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well who should
he see out there,  at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old
buddy who had refused to give  him a ride when he was down on his
luck. The businessman thought for a  moment about how he could make
the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he  hit on  a plan.

The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a
ride to the airport," he asked? "Fifteen bucks," came the reply.
"And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the  way?"  "What?! Get
the hell out of my cab."

The businessman got into the back of  each cab in the long line
and  asked the same questions, with the same  result. When he got to
his old  friend at the back of the line, he got in and  asked "How
much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks."
The businessman said  "ok"  and off they went. Then, as the drove
slowly past the long line of  cabs the businessman gave a big smile
and thumbs up sign to each driver.

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