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In France, the young assistant pastors do not live in the main
rectory. That is reserved for the Pastor and his housekeeper.
One day the pastor invited his new young assistant pastor to have
dinner at the rectory. While being served, the young pastor noticed
how shapely and lovely the housekeeper was and down deep in his
heart he wondered if there was more between the pastor and the
housekeeper.
After the meal was over, the middle-aged pastor assured the young
priest that everything was purely professional...that she was the
housekeeper and cook and that was that.
About a week later the housekeeper came to the pastor and said,
"Father, ever since the new assistant came for dinner I have not
been able to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't
suppose he took it, do you?" The Pastor said, "Well, I doubt it but
I'll write him a letter."
So he sat down and wrote, "Dear Father, I'm not saying you did take
the gravy ladle and I'm not saying you did not take the gravy
ladle. But the fact remains that it has been missing since you were
here for dinner."
The young assistant received the letter and he answered it as
follows:
"Dear Father Pastor, I'm not saying that you do sleep with the
housekeeper and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with the
housekeeper. But I do know for sure that if you slept in your own
bed you would find the gravy ladle."
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