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Microsoft bathroom graffiti
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Actual graffiti in the Microsoft bathroom
1. Bill Gates Downloads Here
2. Do Not Flush Mouse Pads Down The Toilet
3. To Flush, Press Handle. You Do Not Need To Hold Control, Alt, And
Delete At The Same Time.
4. For a good time, e-mail SUZIE@ohmygod/Im/about/tohave/an.org
5. Why can't Bill Gates get a date? Because he is MICROSOFT
6. MICROSOFT: Where Do You Want To Go Today? ... in the crapper!
7. Microsoft Speelchecker Rules!
8. Your mother is so fat, it takes 25 minutes to download a naked
picture of her.
9. THE BASIC PROGRAM:
10: Enter
20: Lower Pants
30: Try Real Hard
40: If Nothing, Then goto 30
50: If something, Them goto 60
60: Wipe Butt
70: Exit
10. Ray has a 3 1/2 inch floppy! -Carl
Carl still plays with his Wang! -Ray
Yeah, well you both still program in DOS -Fred
Byte Me! -Ray & Carl
11. IBM we all BM
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