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A thoroughly distraught man rushes into the veterinarian's office
carrying his dog. The vet examines the dog's still, limp body and
sadly informs the man that the dog is dead. Agitated, the man demands
a second opin-ion.
The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat, and places
the cat on the table with the dog. The cat walks from head to tail
sniffing the body, and looks up at the vet and meows. The vet looks
at the man and says, "I’m sorry, but the cat thinks your dog is dead,
too."
Resigned, the man says, "OK, how much do I owe you?"
"$350," the vet says.
"$350 to tell me my dog is dead?"
"Well, it. was only $50 for my diagnosis. The $300 is for the cat
scan."
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