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True Story of an Induhvidual

(reprinted with permission)

This actually happened to us recently:  An irate roommate, frustrated
with being kicked out for drug use and general bad attitude, decided to
steal a bunch of our stuff in order to "get back at us."

He figured he'd make it look like a break-in and get away clean.  On the
night of the big scam, his plan was set:  he broke one of the front
windows, stole our stuff, and took off running.

Only problem was, he broke the window from the inside, so the glass was
shattered all over the front porch!  He was arrested the next day.

(Editor's note:  Worse yet, he only stole his own stuff.)

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