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Being a Cog in the Corporate Machine
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T H E T O P F I V E L I S T
Copyright 1999 by Chris White www.topfive.com
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July 21, 1999
Today's guest moderator: Michael Moore!
The Top5 Fringe Benefits of
Being a Cog in the Corporate Machine
-- Even if union power keep slipping, SPCA rules still apply.
-- Through your employee pension plan stock options, you now own
.00000000000000001% of a congressman!
-- If you're not stoked over the executives' all-expense paid
Bermuda vacation, you're just not grasping the concept of
"trickle-down morale."
-- Your company's HMO has now taken penicillin off the
experimental drug list.
-- A paycheck *and* a chance to pee in a cup!
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