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How to start your own Silicon Valley firm
Step 1: Go to Menlo Park. Find a tree.
Step 2: Shake the tree. A venture capitalist will fall out.
Step 3: Before the venture capitalist regains its wits, recite the
following incantation: "Internet! Electronic Commerce!
Distributed Enterprise-Enabled Applications! Java!"
Step 4: The venture capitalist will give you four million dollars.
Step 5: In 18 months, go public.
Step 6: After you receive your check, go back to Menlo Park.
Find a tree.
Step 7: Climb it. Wait.