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A police officer pulls over a swerving car on a lonely back road and
approaches the driver. "Is there a reason why you're weaving all over the
road?"
The driver replies: "Thank God you're here! I almost had an accident. I
looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left
and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and
there was another tree in front of me!"
The officer replies, tapping the windshield, "That's your air freshener."
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