netjeff.com Humor collection Election Form for the contestants of the 1996 Indian General Elections

Application Form To Be Filled For Contesting Indian Elections


    1. Name of Candidate   :  _______________________

    2. Address of Candidate :  _______________________
    (if not currently in Jail)

    3. Father's Name        :  _______________________

    4. Nationality          :  _______________________

    5. Political Party      :  _______________________
    (List atleast the Last Five parties in the Chronological Order)

    6. Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)
        a. Defected
        b. Expelled
        c. Bought out
        d. None of above
        e. All of above

    7. Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)
       (if you choose "d" - attach Certificate of Sanity from a Government
       Certified Psychiatrist)
        a. To make money
        b. To escape court trial
        c. To grossly misuse power
        d. To serve the public
        e. I have no clue


    8. How many years of public service experience do you possess ?
        a. 1-2 yrs
        b. 2-6yrs
        c. 6-15yrs
        d. 15+yrs
        e. This is a trick question, right ?

    9.Give details of any criminal cases pending against you :
      (Use as many Additional Sheets as you want)

    10. How many years have you spent in Jail ? (Do not confuse with
        question 8)
         a. 1-2 years
         b. 2-6 years
         c. 6-15 years
         d. 15+years
         e. All of the above

    11. Are you involved in any financial scams ?
         a. Yes
         b. Of Course
         c. Definitely
         d. I deny it all
         e. I see a foreign hand

    12. What is your Annual Corruption Income ?
         a. 100-500 Crores
         b. 500-1000 Crores
         c. Overflow...
             (Convert all you $ earning from Hawala etc to Rupees, while
              answering)

    14. Do you have any developmental plans in mind ?
         a. No
         b. To develop my pockets
         c. What is a plan ?
         d. What is mind ?
         e. hahahahahahahahaha!

    15. Describe your achievements, if any.  Please use only the space provided below
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netjeff.com Humor collection Election Form for the contestants of the 1996 Indian General Elections