netjeff.com Humor collection The Twelve Bugs of Christmas

 
 
    For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
         See if they can do it again.
 
    For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
         Ask them how they did it and
         See if they can do it again.
 
    For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
         Try to reproduce it
         Ask them how they did it and
         See if they can do it again.
 
    For the fourth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
         Run with the debugger
         Try to reproduce it
         Ask them how they did it and
         See if they can do it again.
 
    For the fifth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
         Ask for a dump
         Run with the debugger
         Try to reproduce it
         Ask them how they did it and
         See if they can do it again.
 
    For the sixth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
         Reinstall the software
         Ask for a dump
         Run with the debugger
         Try to reproduce it
         Ask them how they did it and
         See if they can do it again.
 
    For the seventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
         Say they need an upgrade
         Reinstall the software
         Ask for a dump
         Run with the debugger
         Try to reproduce it
         Ask them how they did it and
         See if they can do it again.
 
    For the eighth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
         Find a way around it
         Say they need an upgrade
         Reinstall the software
         Ask for a dump
         Run with the debugger
         Try to reproduce it
         Ask them how they did it and
         See if they can do it again.
 
    For the ninth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
         Blame it on the hardware
         Find a way around it
         Say they need an upgrade
         Reinstall the software
         Ask for a dump
         Run with the debugger
         Try to reproduce it
         Ask them how they did it and
         See if they can do it again.
 
    For the tenth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
         Change the documentation
         Blame it on the hardware
         Find a way around it
         Say they need an upgrade
         Reinstall the software
         Ask for a dump
         Run with the debugger
         Try to reproduce it
         Ask them how they did it and
         See if they can do it again.
 
    For the eleventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
         Say it's not supported
         Change the documentation
         Blame it on the hardware
         Find a way around it
         Say they need an upgrade
         Reinstall the software
         Ask for a dump
         Run with the debugger
         Try to reproduce it
         Ask them how they did it and
         See if they can do it again.
 
    For the twelfth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
         Tell them it's a feature
         Say it's not supported
         Change the documentation
         Blame it on the hardware
         Find a way around it
         Say they need an upgrade
         Reinstall the software
         Ask for a dump
         Run with the debugger
         Try to reproduce it
         Ask them how they did it and
         See if they can do it again.

-- posted by Anita Gangal (anitag(at)clix.com)

netjeff.com Humor collection The Twelve Bugs of Christmas