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From: afp3(at)netcom.com (Arthur F. Provost)
Subject: Re: Rookie Needs Your Help
Related story: I was doing sysadmin for the Air Farce a few years ago
and got a (L)user story that tops 'em all. The Help Desk gave me a call
from Major So-and-so who was having a problem with his workstation. I spoke
with him and he told me, "Every time I switch it over to 'Official' the
damn screen goes blank." I went down to see what the hell this "Official"
switch was. After nearly getting court-martialed for laughing so hard, I
spent about 20 minutes explaining to this ex-pilot that "Off" was not an
abbreviation for "Official."