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Cow metaphors for government
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SOCIALISM - You have two cows. The government takes one to give
to someone else.
COMMUNISM - You have two cows. The government takes both and gives
you the milk.
FASCISM - You have two cows. The government takes both and sells
you the milk.
NAZISM - You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRACY - You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots one,
and pours the milk down the drain.
CAPITALISM - You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
BUSH's NEW CAPITALISM - You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull;
take out huge loan on the the cow, and ignore
both the cow and the loan from that point on;
then you try to milk the bull, and blame the
Japanese for its lack of production.
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